Maybe its time for a miracle to happen

ROBIN OH ROBIN,

How on Earth did you find such toy in a toys store?!?!

I have a small penis
2 sexual organs?! HAHAAAAA

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm sick, feeling bad.
Doctor said, I got high fever.
Sorry to my fellow groupies I can't be in the library today
I've been sick for 4 days now and I'm soooo sick.

I cant taste my mom's food and it really pisses me off.
Spent the whole day sleeping and waking up once in awhile to reply M's smses

I woke up once in the afternoon to find an Indian guy squatting down beside me. I was of course, freaked out but it turns out he's there to help fix my home telephone.

Bloody drained.
Been 5 years since I last been to the doctor's (SERIOUS)
Its not I didn't fall sick, its because I always let myself heal on my own.

Right now I have to eat..
6 anti biotics
6 panadols
3 flu medi
7.5ml x 3

All for a day!
I'm just estimating. Last time I don't even swallow pills until I was like, 15?

Yeahhhhhhhh

Rest well kidz, drink lotsa water! There were alot of patients at the clinic just now and I look the sickest there hahaha.

BAI


My wasted heart will always love you

Hey John, whats your name again?

The concept of fashion is the one to blame,
Painting a portrait of conviction-less existence.
Well, it must be difficult being so gorgeous.

I want nothing but the truth, no lies no hurt

Ain snr and meeeeee


INDIAN GF! You bloody rapist! hahahaha kns


Ain JOYCE Nana & shanshan!!!!

ALMOST 4AM NOW WTF.

Tell me,
Is it time for me to get into a relationship or what?

Last christmas I gave you my heart

MY VOICE IS SO BLOODY MANLY!!!!!!!!!
DON'T LAUGH AT ME MY FELLOW COLLEAGUES!!

I SPENT CHRISTMAS BY WORKING MY ASS OFF AS A CASHIER
THANKFULLY I DON'T HAVE ANY SHORTAGES
INSTEAD I GOT EXCESS OF S$2+ (SORRY MISTER/MRS)

I GOT FREE TRANSFORMERS TEE SHIRT!! YAY
NAZ AND AIN SNR MADE ME LAUGH LIKE MAD
BREAK WITH HUISHAN WAS DAMN FUN AND INTERESTING!
MALCOM FED ME A PRINGLES POTATO CHIP HAHAHAHA

CABBED HOME WITH FIDZA, SHAZWAN AND JAIMIE

YEAH THATS MY CHRISTMAS, SNACKING ON CALBEE CHIPS NOW
GOING SHOPPING WITH FAMILY LATER
THEN WORKING ON SUNDAY, WORK WORK WORK!!!

I GOT SOME SEXY VOICE :D

Wednesday with my 4ever friends and Ladies' night!

Yesterday the 4ever friends went out to town!!


Marvelous ice-cream!!!



Hi the mashed potato is soooooo good!!!!


I LOVE YOU CHANG SHILI ♥

Shopped like mad. I got 2 Saosin tshirts, 2 rings, 1 necklace, 1 top and 1 bag!!! So happy :D Then we had takeaway sushi and I went home to get changed for Powerhouse!

Powerhouse was freaking packed
And I saw 2 kissing "NEW" couples and they kissed like mad fuckers.
They were standing behind me and pf and I like got really pissed

They kissed and turned and did stunts all, kept knocking us over.
So I pushed and elbowed the guy with all my power HAHAHAHAH
Then hairi tapped the guy and said, "EH DUDE, CHILL LAH"

HAHAHAHAHA STUPID CRAZY CLUBBERS

And a negro came and approached me!!!
(Okay i couldnt really hear well due to the music)

Negro: Hi there, whats your name?
ME: Joyce
Negro: Nice to meet you Joyce, I'm .... (I forgot his name)
ME: Yeah hi (Shakes hand)

Then he proceeded to talk to Hairi

Negro: So is she (ME) your girlfriend?
Hairi: No no shes my friend
Negro: Oh (Whispered something to him)

Hairi: Err no no
Negro: (Faces me) Can I have your number?
ME: NO NO NO (+hands action)

Then we all walked away

Hairi told me that negro wanna have a one night stand with me
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DAMN LOL RIGHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! WTF


Rachel Pf and meeeee :D

And there's this guy who grinded me. When powerhouse closed for the day we all went to Seah Im to drink (water) and pf and rachel was like,

"HEY ISNT HE THE GUY WHO GRINDED YOU?!"

HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY SHIT
Waited and took the first bus home with pf, valli, jerald and hairi 8)

And I woke up with a fucking bad throat
SIAN X1000000000000

Merry Christmas eve all!
Where am I gonna spend my Christmas you say?

I'm gonna spend Christmas working at Toys"R"Us!

Never forget

YOU SON OF A GUN

Haha I don't even know who I'm referring this to.

I've been soooooooo busy nowadays!!!!!
But I know I've been REALLY REALLY tired.

Sian, why do people feel tired?
I going crubbingz on wednesdayzzzz, woohoo!

Precious little things in life you gotta treasure

Here I am, feeling so burnt and tuckered out. I have never slept until the PM's anymore because of lessons and work (currently) and after so long,
I stepped back into cashering yesterday.

All kinds of faces, some gave me shit, some complimented me and such.
My back is aching like mad and I really need a good back rub.

Slept for a mere 5 hours and I'm heading out to work soon.
FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY
WORK WORK WORK RESPECTIVELY

Can.. Die.
Freaking Christmas season and its the biggest toys store afterall

I don't think I'll ever think twice before staying up until the AM's anymore.
I have never once treasured "Sleep" so bloody much.

After the commontest vibes

LETS PARTY FOR 2 WEEKS ^^

This is just an entry about a bunch of random items

No more Organic C./Orange Flamingo pen/
My current song on replay


So kiss me like you did
My heart stopped beating
Such a softer sin

I'm melting

In your eyes, I lost my place.

Hey darling, it seemed to me like everything was a facade

- Oasis

Hi this is how a girl spends her saturday morning

Woke up at 7am (slept at 1am the night before)
Mom drove sister and I to BBDC for classes at 8am
Checked our classroom location
Sat down together with 29 other people
Had lessons, quite okay I suppose
Now I know how to check if a person is dead
Sister made a freaking joke about the "Dead" thinggy
Laughed for a good 5 minutes nonstop
She so bitch, made me laugh and people kept looking

After lessons, went to eat at the canteen
I had Mee Rebus and my sister had Mee Siam
She laughed at me cos I got some gravy onto my shirt
Watched people have their practical lessons and felt envious
Took 188 home and I read the basic theory book during the journey

Its the little good things in life that makes me happy
Now I'm going to book my 1.02 lesson.. Very soon.

Now, I should sleep and study.
Rigggggggggght.

Life is..

Like a shit hole


You, yeah you with the face, that bapok face
_|_

waking up

10 snoozes repeat + 1 more digital alarm clock + nagging parents waking me up every minute = A still very late Joyce

Yes I still arrive late to school till this very day
Hahahah loser loser loser loserrrr

Tonight I'm sleeping at 10pm!!!
YEAH =D

(hopefully)

currently

Playing > Studying

This is bad?
:)? :(?

shopping

1 wallet, 2 bags, 6 tops and a bottle of nail polish remover

I can feel my wallet crying out loud,
I can feel my dollar bills cursing me
I can feel my NETS card swearing at me

Sowie I very sowie, I cannot control my shopping habits.
I tahan for way too long already!!!

phuture

Bak Ku Teh for dinner at this "famous" place
Drinking of Q and chilling at Clark Quay
Drinking duty free martell + green tea outside Zouk
Drinking of some bottled alcohol and Jagerbomb at Phuture

Shiok, I can hear my livers screaming HAHAHAHA




I looked screwed but infact I'm not hahaha

Cabbed down to Great World :)



Bbysis and me ♥



I LOVE YOU BABIES, SO MUCH FUN AT PHUTURE!


After that I had to drop the smaller glass (its red bull, I was told) into the bigger glass and then it'll sizzle and stuff and I had to gulp it all down

YOU SEE THE GUY BEHIND ME'S ARMS?!!
WA GOT ANGKONG SIA, GOT CHEENA GANGSTER BEHIND ME HAHAHA

THE TATTOO LOOKS LIKE IT WAS DRAWN WITH A GREEN MARKER ALL OVER



Last night was a good night (YEAH)

phuture on friday

Yesterday I went to Phuture!!
Together with YZ, my sis and GH + his 3 other friends

Drank Martell + Green Tea outside Phuture
At first I was feeling okay drinking (and I suck at those drinking games SRSLY)
Then when I took my second last mouthful of martell and green tea,

I TURNED AROUND AND PUKED IN THE DRAIN

Then after awhile I drank again

THEN I PUKED!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha loser loser loser

Went in at 12am and danced for awhile
Then we called for a Jagerbomb each
Wa got redbull inside, not bad not bad

Then we were dancing and having fun all until..
I cannot find my friends and I was alone
Then this 5 guys started to surround and they grinded me

This guy infront of me used his thigh to hump me
I was REALLY getting uncomfortable
Until got 1 of the guys wanna go under and do me..

I was like, "FUCK YOU!!!!!!"
Walked away of course, nabei ni nao hia.

OH and when the bouncer was checking my IC,
he took like 3 looks at my IC and face HAHAHAH
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE ME IN MY IC

Nonetheless it was realllllly fun!!!!!!
LETS DO IT AGAIN ^^

J'S!!

fantastic thursday

Tooootday was a fabulous day!!!!!!!!
And I thought all thursdays' were boring and shitty.

Last night I woke up in the AM's and felt soooo sick. When I woke up in the morning I didn't feel good at all yet I still forced myself to go to school.

School as per normal, late for lab lessons (HAHAHA SOWIE MRS MARLEEN)
Yah, then it was canteen-time to eat lunch all..

During tutorial lessons, Jannah and I excused ourselves and told the teacher we wanted to go to the toilet but in fact..

WE WENT TO THE CANTEEN TO EAT NUGGETS AND WEDGES!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

By the time we went back, tutorial was already finishing!! SHIOKKKKKKK!!


Met up with my kickboxing girls, En nian and Shuxin and they got me a belated birthday present!
OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANKS ALOT GIRLS, LOVE YOU ALL!

Cca was rather fun and yeah, damnnnn fun!
Hugged En nian and Shuxin and then I went home.

Then Melvyn was telling me to text Shili when I reached Jurong cos they wanted to give me something so I was like okayyyy sure
So I saw Shili from a distance and I waved like madddddd

THEN
SHE PASSED ME AN EVERLAST PLASTIC BAG

AND INSIDE IT IS THEY GREY EVERLAST BAG I'VE BEEN EYEING ON!!

Omgggggggggg I let out a little scream HAHA sooo excited
Then we chatted for awhile then we went home

Thanks Shili, Huishan and Melvyn!!! LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!! Cant wait to go back to TRU soon heheheh :D

I was smiling on my way home and I was in a pretty good mood

WHAT A FANTASTIC THURSDAY I'VE HAD!

(L)

monday blues

I love Monday mornings cos I get to settle my brunch in school!
There's a variety of food for my class and I to consume,

Tangyuan, Loveletters, Dumplings, Mooncakes and Naan Rendang!

We have this module called Project 1 and all we need to do is to modify a traditional dish by making it westernized or something. Best part : FREE FOOD

Yeah and my group is making Tangyuan!


This are crushed oreo biscuits




The white tangyuans look like fishballs right!
There are pink ones but those were already in the cooking pot


Elyn, ME and Chusin

School has been rather draggy and tiresome for me
But I have really wonderful classmates to make me happy!!

Organic C. lab was kinda boring cos we modelled molecular structures
But it was sorta funny in a way, (Insider joke)

Oh did I mention I woke up 1 hour late for school?
HAHAHAHAHAH

I have this sick sick habit mannnn
I need more rest I really do, helpzxzxzxzzzzz

great great woman

I just received an email from my friend which goes..


"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater".


If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.


She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.


"So…. if you give her a bit of crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

True that true that
(Y)

LEGAL 18TH BIRTHDAY!

OHAI EVERYONE!!
I FINALLY TURNED 18 YEARS OLD, AS OF LEGAL AGE NOW!!

Thanks for those who wished me "Happy Birthday!"
This will be kinda longwinded hehe so bear with me please!

Edwin, Shuxin, En nian, Rishma, Givini, Farisha, Ivan, Yongsheng, Jianhao, Keyuan, Jason, Puifun, Jonathan see, Jonthan tan, Huishan, Pauline, Neelam, Weijie, Hanis, Fathimah, Jannah, Jonathan lau, Roger, Jackson, Nicole, Jiejun, Shermaine, Zimin, Shakila, Ellise, Lavoy, Louis, Melvyn, Shaun teo, Raphael, Brenson, Benjamin, Samuel, Haqim, Raj, Jinghan, Geok leng, Elyn, Atiqah, Hiok nam, Nesh, Lihui, Yixiu, Aliff, Randall how, Ain, Shili, Zainul, Huiyi, Anna, Yilian, Clarence, Junjie, Alex, Faezzah, Cheesiang, Anwar, Coach leroy, Vanessa ong, Jen, Yiling, Jasmine, Randall chan, Zamri, Yvonne, Kunhui, Seri, Ahmad, Adeline tan, Rachel, Daiyu, Caleb, Fardhaz, Aryawan, Zhaoyi, Felicia, Shazwan, Ben, Junkai, Joan, Daphne, Ushaa, Faryal, Roufang, Jess, Clara, Stephen, Dingjie, Vincent, Janice, Yokechee, Kheeming, Munyee, Nicol, Marina, Marie, Yanmei, Casper, Nasriah, Benjamin, Nicholas, Qayyum, Venka, Adrian, Gary, Nurain, Terence, Ranie

123 people wished me Happy Birthday! Via facebook and smses.
I think its more than last year's hahaha awesome.

Thanks to you guys for giving me presents before my birthday!
Chusin for the toblerones
Weijie and Leon for the plush toy
Thenghui for the cake and sunflower
Valli for the home-made brownies

Thanks to those who celebrated my birthday in advance,
5EVER friends for celebrating at Clark Quay + dinner treat!
-Melvyn, Shili, Huishan and Junjie

And FS0903 for celebrating the November babies' birthday at Vivo!

To those who came to my sister and my birthday party yesterday,

My NYP classmates,
Jannah, Jen, Anna, Elyn, Cheesiang, Jess, Randall Chan, Weijian, Kunhui, Qingyan and Melvin

My sister's NP's PDI classmates

My relatives

My Sec 5s ex-classmates,
Puifun, Linda, Yingzhen, Yilian, Kenneth, Guohao, Raphael, Jianhao, Mengyee, Shih han, and Lengkiat

And lastly,

My beloved family,
Daddy, Mommy, Bryan and my sister Grace

HEHEHEHE

THANK YOU SO MUCH GUYS, I REALLY HAD SOOO MUCH FUN ON MY BIRTHDAY I THINK I CAN DROWN IN A POOL OF HAPPINESS. I HAD A GREAT TIME AND HOPE YOU GUYS DID TOO!!! ♥

OKAY PICTURESSSSSSSSS
(More over at facebook!)



Almond dessert!


Veggies and I forgot what name mifen


Zhar youtiao and the orange thinggy


Chickens!


Sweet and sour fish


Tempura! It was gone sooo fast ):


Eclairs! It was gone very fast too ):




My relatives from my Dad's side


FOOD SCIENCE CLASSMATES!!!!


Hi bbyloveeeeee lindaaaaa




The yucky concoction I made! Consisted of..
Rice + Mayo + Chilli sauce + Sweet and sour sauce + Corn + i cant remember


Playing backjack, whoever losses have to drink the concoction!!!



OKAY LAH SO I WAS THE FIRST TO HAVE TO DRINK THAT SHITTY DRINK1!!

FREAKING DISGUSTING I WANT TO PUKE SOOOOOO BADLY!!!


Ahbunehneh poker ahahhaha sowie i mean no offence to the indians

Then it was cutting of cake time!! (At 9PM)





Wanna know what I wished?
Aiyah same old thing but Im not telling!! Later wont come true howww





CHEEEEEEEESEEEE IM SO HAPPY!!!!!


WITH MY BELOVED FAMILY, I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!!! ♥


WITH RELATIVES


MY SEC 5 BABIESSSSSSS!!!


My sister's ngee ann poly's product design classmates!


FS0903 HEHEHE LUV YOU GUYS



With my sister's friend! Pss im the most left one okay dont mistaken me!


I wore my specs and go around saying,
"AM I A CUTE GAL?"

Hahahahahah like no shame sia



I love you mommy dearest, you're the most noble woman I've ever known! ♥



They were toasting for meeeeeee


CHEERS EVERYONE




Can't wait to see you guys on monday already!! REALLY



Js'!! HEHE love you guys muchmuch



I love you all my Sec 5 babiesssss!!
Soooo happy we're still in contact. Celebrate Christmas together okay? :D


MY BITCHY SISTER GRACE

Psss, im on the left hand side. My sister is on the right side!!!

Happy birthday sista lubs!!!!

Thank you all for attending really.
I feel sooo blessed to have such great family and friends!
This whole week has been really awesome
And I've never been so excited in the longest time

Thankyou all for the birthday present, I really love them!

Now, back to reality.
Commontest starts in 3 weeks' time!
Lucky this week only got 1 report hehehe.

Spreading the love,
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