80 random things about me

1) I hate skinny girls who think they're fat

2) I hate skinny girls who keep emphasizing they're FAT (its obvious they wanna feel good whenever their friends say, "no you're not fat!" SICKOOOO)

3) I dislike it when I ask people, "You wanna eat?" and their reply is "No" (if you're really full then I guess its okay but if you say you wanna diet I will hit you really hard)

4) Hates anorexic people. And with eating disorders too

5) Hates bulimic people. Why vomit out food when you already paid for it? Waste of money, might as well do a good deed for second world countries right.

6) I know SOME people are borned with eating disorders ok. BUT SEEK TREATMENT MAN!

7) Used to be in TAF club, yah I mean obviously HAHAH for like 4 years

8) But I came out at secondary 2 YAY achievement man!

9) Secondary school life is filled with alot of dramas. REALLY ALOT

10) I achieved 179 for my PSLE (YES NORMAL ACADEMIC, & I'M PROUD OF IT) and so did my twin sister, which really surprised me cos we took the exams at 2 different locations

11) I have a twin sister, Grace Lee, she's older than me by 1 freaking minute!!

12) Technically I would have been the older sister if only my mom gave birth to us from her PP hehehe

13) Used to dress myself up gothic. Like drawing eyeliner on my upper and bottom part of my eye as if eyeliner was free

14) But I don't anymore cos people said I look very FIERCE.

15) I love guys with piercings, tattoos and plays the guitar (acoustic/electric)

16) I used to have 11 piercings! YES! 6 on my left and 5 on my right.

17) My mother scolded me like crazy in the end i took some out and currently I have 7 piercings

18) Likes having dinner as early as 4pm (SICKKKKKKKKKO! I believe digestion would be better in that way)

19) Bathes at unearthly timings like 11pm or 12pm. Sometimes as late as 2am!

20) I give statuses to my technology devices. (My ipod nano is babylove, laptop is husband, dslr is baby senior and my digi camera is baby junior)

21) I like wearing alot of "lingling longlong" on my right wrist. Like bands and such. Left wrist is strictly for watches!

22) Loves to fight like madddd and most of the time I don't behave like a girl.

23) I used to work at a dessert shop with my sister, from 10am to 10pm earning only 10 dollars a day!! (MADDDDDDD I KNOW!)

24) Hates getting off the train at the red line, from cityhall to jurong east

25) Because you really have no chance of getting out of the train when everybody from outside is pushing in to get a seat

26) I get very pissed because of this and when Im getting off the train, I will cling onto my bag and then I PUSHHHHH and ELBOW them reallllllly hard

27) This sucks cos I have to do this for the next 3 years of my life

28) I like wearing my white labcoat cos it makes me look really smart

29) Loves maggie mee like crazy, especially TOMYUM

30) I will go bald soon cos maggie mee contains high level of MSG and NaCl (sodium chloride) hahaha

31) I am proud of myself because I can name cool chemical compounds like.. Hexacarbonylcobalt (III) chloride and Pentaaquabromorhodium (IV) iodide

32) Potassium hexofluoroaluminate!! Muhahahh I'm the cool science kid you'll ever know

33) I like having blueblacks because I can press them and feel very shiok!

34) I'm not a sadist but i just like the feeling

35) I dont like it when guys go, "Hey joyce why today never go out with your boyfriend?"

36) Maybe its their way of asking if the girl is single or attached in an undirect way, subtle message man

37) Dislikes talking to people who speaks more profound english than me cos it makes me feel stupid.

38) I don't like mosquitoes cos they always bite me, not my friends but me. Maybe I have really delicious blood, yums :)

39) Loves wearing cute watches. I have a Transformers watch and a Chips More watch! The Chips More watch is so bloody cute, with chocolate chips flying on the strap!!

40) In secondary school I always carry my Amaths textbook in school, which is bloody huge.

41) People ask me why I don't wanna put it in my bag. I told them, "Very heavy ma!"

42) Actually I wanna show people I very smart cos i take Amaths HAHAH in-thing leh!

43) I like my fingernails to be painted in multicolours! Cos im really loud (Its currently pink and blue!!)

45) People whom I don't know adds me in msn don't have very long conversations with me cos very soon I will just [x] the msn chat

46) Not to be mean but I don't click with them well, most of them i suppose

47) When people wear yellow or red coloured tee I will always go, "A WALKING BANANA/ANGPAO!!!"

48) Its subjective!!!!!!! I don't have a problem hahha

49) A lesbian once asked me to be her gf in the past, I got really scared and i have never spoken to her since

50) I speak English when im in school and Chinese at home

51) I don't have the chinese accent when speaking English and vice versa, woohooo!

52) Whenever I see a pretty girl or a handsome guy looking at me, my heart will beat very fast

53) I'm straight, not a bi :D

54) Hate hate hate it whenever people go and lup their arms over my shoulder (putting their arms over my shoulder)

55) Cos my neck and shoulders will hurt, stupid dumbos.

56) Don't like it when girls go, "EEEEE DONT WALK IN THE SUN!!!"

57) What a pussy. Its just the sun, it won't kill you. Besides the sun will give you Vitamin D!! Sun makes our fats = Vitamin D. Good right free vitamins leh!

58) I think of love as painful, like realllllly *ouch*

59) Thats why I've been single for almost a year now!!

60) Loving my life, AT THE MOMENT ONLY

61) Always wanted to get inked but I know my friends sure disown me ):

62) I don't like it when people asks me about my results. Cos they sure expect me to ask them back about their results, and they'll say "I get A"

63) Hate it when I ask some people, "How did you do for your exams?" They'll say "Damn bad!!" Then I'll ask, "What are your grades?" Their reply, "Oh i have 6 As" You suck man step humble only

64) I do abs exercise before going to bed because I wanna have nice abs like Fergie :D

65) I wanna have long hair but I'll get really irritated and snip it off. Longest length I ever had was a tad bit over my breasts hehhe.

66) Dislikes pessimistic people to talk to me because it will only make me unhappy ):

67) I like taking artsy photos with my dslr

68) Admires people who can take artsy photos!!

69) Sometimes I am damn sarcastic. Like if you say I'm ugly I will reply, "So now what? Am i gonna die?"

70) I love Stars and I always dreamed of changing my name to Star. Hahaha Star Lee!!!

71) People say my chinese name is damn cute, but I don't like it ):

72) I treasure my family and bestfriends the most in the world

73) When I get hooked onto a song I will put it on repeat mode until I get really sick of it

74) I always envy people who wears spectacles cos it makes them look smart

75) For many years I tried to spoil my eyesight but its always 6/6 vision, which also means I still have perfect vision :) :D

76) I type abnormally fast, even jannah and jen said so hehehe

77) I sing alot at home, my father will then say, "Aiyo noise pollution leh" Basketttttt

78) When I have nothing to do at home I do air practices. Like doing right turning kick and punches

79) I don't put makeup when I go to school, and I keep telling people I got natural beauty. Sowwwie I no shamez teehee

80) I snack when I got nothing to do at home. My house is like a ntuc!!


Hahahaha.
I realized from points 1 to 6, I have been complaing about skinny girls.

Sorry to say but I'm not jealous of skinny girls, I freaking mean it. So disgusting, like bones living in a body just to support the shape of a human.

Not even nice to hug, major turnoff please
I don't even care if you're a size 2 or whatever you look more disgusting than my laosai (watery shit), period.

& those chopsticks legs ain't a pretty sight either :)

Its 0130 now and I have been having 3 exams in a row!
Time to spend the rest of the night with my laptop! I missed you (L)

3 more papers to go and then I'll be a free prisoner who just got a "get-outta-jail-card"!

GOOOOOODNIGHT LOVELIES